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I'm Colleen. 19. Freshmen in college. English major. New Jersey. Conan O'Brien. Vegetarian. Sex and the City. The Office. Music. Marilyn Monroe. Bayside. Comedy. Writer.
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Speaking of Steve, it’s his 23rd birthday today (June 1st)! The same day as Marilyn!
This conversation literally happened today between me and Steve. It's kind of...weird.
Steve: Does your roommate like me?
Me: Yeah, I'm pretty sure she does.
Steve: Good because I never want to hurt you. You mean too much to me. I care about you so much and I love you like friend.
Me (thinking): OH YES. FUCK WITH MY HEAD MORE, ASS. YES, YES, THAT'S GREAT STEVE. SAY YOU LOVE ME AND CARE ABOUT ME AND NEVER WANT TO HURT ME. THAT'S NOT LEADING ME ON OR ANYTHING.
He is my hero and I will always have respect for him.
(Source: owl-beyourfriend)
(Source: prisingh)
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Betty White on 2010 Mark Twain Prize Award for American Humor recipient, Tina Fey.
(Source: apocalarious, via wewalkpastoursoulmateseveryday)
JCPenney is featuring a same-sex couple in its Fathers’ Day ad, following One Million Moms’ failed boycott of the store for bringing on Ellen DeGeneres.
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